What element did the dinosaurs say killed them? Argon.First person: Do I have a joke on sodium? Answer: Na.All the elements are sitting at the dinner table and neon says" Helium don't eat too much! You're gonna get fat!" Helium says " No I'm not, I'm the second lightest here!".Then the student says didn't you say the formula was H to O A teacher asks their class what the molecular formula for water is.What do you get when you mix helium with steel? flying cars.How did the boss speak to the very lazy employee? Fermium, of course!.Employee: For you, no charge! Proton 1: Hey, that man just got a free drink! Proton 2: Are you sure? Proton 1: I'm positive! You're so boron I'm going to go find a krypton to barium in.Protons have mass? I didn't know they were Catholic?.Q: What did one ion say to another? A: I've got my ion you.Billy was a chemist's son but now he is no more.What did the elements say to hydrogen? What a loner!.What do you say when someone takes your gold watch? Au come back with my watch!.Q: What did the chemist say when he found two isotopes of Helium? A: HeHe.Come on guys, these chemistry jokes are getting a bit boron.I was going to tell a periodic table joke but all them argon.My jokes are kinda boron, but a lot of the good ones argon.What does Uranium, Nickel, Cobalt, and Radon spell? UNiCoRn!.What does a metal miner write home in a letter to his girlfriend? I am zincing of you all the time!.Chemist 1: do you have any sodium bromate? Chemist 2: NaBrO.Q: Why does helium laugh so much? A: Because it goes HeHe (Which is actually a pretty poor joke because helium is monatomic.).Are you made of copper and tellurium? Because you're pretty CuTe!.Teacher: Do you know your elements? Student: yeah, maybe.NO You wanna hear a joke about tungsten?. Si You wanna hear a joke about nitrogen and oxygen?. You wanna hear a joke about potassium?.Are you a mixture of Fluoride, Iodine, and Nitrogen cause you are fine.Did you hear that Oxygen and Magnesium hooked up last night? OMg.(O is the symbol for oxygen, while K is the symbol for potassium.) Did you hear Oxygen and Potassium went on a date? Yeah, it went OK.When someone I don't like asks me to hang out I tell them sodium hydrogen.Forget hydrogen you're my number one element.What is the element's favorite carnival ride? The Ferrous Wheel, of course!.I am a female, Fe = Iron and Male = man Therefore, I am Iron Man. ![]() Bar man says, "We don't serve noble gases." Argon doesn't react.
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